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My 10 Boyfriends: CEO, Rich Boy, Sweet Puppy... They all love me, but...
I work as a model. Â My first love just texted me yesterday saying I'm his only true love. Â I found it so disgusting. Â And it made me look back at all 10 guys I've dated...Â
1. Ethan: Everyoneâs First Love
He was my high school boyfriendâthe basketball star, so handsome that every girl in school wanted to hand him a water bottle. But heâd only take the one I bought. Back then, I thought, âOh my god, being with him is like winning the lottery.â After graduation, he went off to an Ivy League school. We hugged and cried our eyes out, and then⊠well, we just drifted apart. A few days ago, I saw him posting loved-up pics with his wife on Facebook, so I gave it a like. Next thing I know, he texts me in the middle of the night: âMy wifeâs pregnant, but I donât feel the spark with her anymore. Youâre still the one.â Ugh, gross. I never want to think about him again.
2. Liam: The Original PUA Master
My second boyfriend was this college senior I met at uni. He was hotâblonde hair, blue eyes, broad shoulders, narrow waist, killer abs. But his rules were insane! Heâd criticize me for wearing short skirts, grill me about hanging out with my girls, and even get pissed if I scored higher on exams than himâsaid it made him look bad. For a while, he had me feeling like some kind of modern-day slave. The day we broke up, I cried in my dorm all nightâtears of joy! It felt like being released from prison.
3. Oliver: The Sweet Puppy
He was the only guy I ever dated who was younger than me. Oliver was super sweet and clingy, plus he had great abs. I took him out for afternoon tea with my besties, and they were all green with envy hearing him call me âsisâ this and âsisâ that. Being with him made me feel ten years younger. As much as I liked him, we werenât right for each other long-termâhis life plan was to backpack around the world on a budget, while I just wanted to settle down and buy an apartment.
4. Derek: The Closeted Gay Guy
Can you believe it? I almost married a gay man! Derek was your classic rich, handsome prince charmingâsuper sweet, took me to meet his parents, bought me a diamond ring. Everything felt like a fairy tale. Iâd even started writing the wedding invites⊠until I found private videos of him and his personal trainer on his iPad. When I confronted him, he broke down crying and begged me, saying he needed a wife for cover. I was so madâI almost became his and his boyfriendâs human shield! Just thinking about it still makes me sick.
5. Sean: The âStarving Artistâ Who Lived Off Me
Sean was a painter. We met at an art exhibition, and his friends all called him the next Van Gogh. He totally looked the part tooâflowing hair, always creating âromanticâ moments. But later, I realized my wallet was getting thinner and thinnerâbecause I was paying for everything! Rent, meals, you name it⊠and he still complained the paints I bought werenât high-quality enough. Iâd be working overtime, completely drained, and heâd say I âreeked of moneyâ and was killing his artistic vibe.
6. Christian: The Strict, All-Business CEO
Dating a CEO felt like being a personal assistant to the boss. Dates had to be scheduled a week in advance, and even dinner at a sushi place came with a market analysis. But Iâll give him thisâhe was generous. Bags, watches, whatever. For a minute, I thought maybe this could work⊠until he walked out of my birthday party because it was âtoo loud,â leaving me stranded. He didnât even come pick me upâI had to find my own way home late at night.
7. Jack: All Testosterone, Zero Loyalty
Jack was a professional poker playerâwild, dangerous, and trouble. Heâd take me on thrilling motorcycle rides, holding tight as we sped through the night. It was exciting, sure. But guys like him donât do loyalty. When I caught him cheating for the third time, I wasnât even surprised. What got me was finding at least three other women in his bed Iâd never even seen before.
8. Ryan: The Goofy Rich Kid
Ryan was a happy-go-lucky rich kidâa bit silly, loved food more than fancy cars. Weâd literally fly to Thailand just for a street food stall. Heâs the only ex Iâm still friends with. Why did we break up? Well⊠letâs just say we were laughing together so much we forgot to kiss. Felt more like siblings from another life.
9. Nathan: The Perfect-On-Paper Narcissist
Nathan was super rigidâwith him, I was just the âperfect girlfriend prop.â My outfits, my words, even my smileâeverything was carefully curated. He didnât love me; he loved the idea of the perfect partner. When I found out he wanted me to get a nose job just for appearances, I threw a cushion right at his face. No way am I changing my face for anyone!
10. Daniel: The One I Almost Married
Daniel was greatâthe kindest, steadiest, most reliable guy Iâve ever been with. We met each otherâs families, picked out a ring, everyone thought we were the perfect couple. But one night, staring at the blueprint for our future home, I panicked. That âhappily ever afterâ felt like a trap. I didnât leave because I didnât love himâI left because I loved the messy, unpredictable, still-figuring-it-out version of myself more. Daniel understood. Heâs still in my life today. We didnât get married, and I donât know if weâll last forever, but right now⊠weâre happy.










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